Dominate This!
Hey there Dear Listener -
Just a wee note to let you know that Letter to America - Chapter 12 (This Time It's Personal) will be coming out this Saturday Night or Sunday Afternoon depending on the Breaks.
In the meantime to keep you occupied I present a picture of this flyer for a new Domino's Menu Item that was SHOVED through my POSTBOX. It really creeps me out - there seems to be some sort of 'Date-Rape' vibe about the whole thing. I don't want to eat anything called 'The Dominator'- the new STUFFED Pizza Base. And check out how they tell you to 'Relax' - the experience will be 'Luxurious' and 'Creamy' plus you'll also get a 'Sticky Dipper'...but you have to 'See the Reverse' for Details...
DAMN YOU JETT LOE!!! I got the same freakin flyer earlier this week and was going to comment on my own blog (www.wayneordinaryamerican.blogspot.com) but you beat me to it! Unfortunately your blogspew was much funnier than mine would have been.
DAMN YOU JETT LOE!!!
Posted by: Wayne | December 09, 2005 at 06:17 PM
LOL... Yep, that doesn't look very appealing to me. I wonder what they are stuffing it with - REALLY!
Posted by: Shane | December 09, 2005 at 06:28 PM
Wow! You guys really have a weird fucked up subliminal rapo message going on with your pizza flyers - who writes the copy for them?
As yet to reach East London (where the streets are covered in dog shit, not gold).
Posted by: Paul | December 09, 2005 at 06:31 PM
"Plus new dessert - Sticky Dippers!"
Posted by: Jenny | December 09, 2005 at 07:34 PM
I have a feeling you'll be "dominating" the toilet bowl once you eat this.
Posted by: Phil | December 09, 2005 at 09:18 PM
Even worse, it looks frozen.
Posted by: Carrie | December 10, 2005 at 11:49 AM
Ok so i realize this is an old blog or watever but i work at dominos (ashamed to admit it) but i found this blog while searching random shit for work and laughed my ass off. That looks appaling ... wow just thought id let you know u totally made my day
Posted by: Andrea | October 09, 2007 at 03:55 AM