I saw this man sitting grumpily in a corner testing out his Wi-Fi in a Belfast Cafe. As long as he was on-line I pointed him to 'Letter to America'; specifically this post:
UPDATE - Wednesday, 5th April: In the comment section of this post Dave informs us that this mystery pong player is in fact the composer Brian Irvine.
Now, I'm not au fait enough with the Northern Irish music scene to be able to judge the quality of Dave's comment that Brian is Northern Ireland's 'greatest living composer' but I tell ya his music does, in fact, ROCK. Here's his website:
Go the the Music Section of the website where's there's a whole load of fantastic MP3s to play and tracks to purchase via PayPal.