This being my inaugural posting on Letter to America, we at the LTA team thought it best that I introduce myself. Some of you guys might know me as the Whitey Can't Dance Girl. Really, I'm so much more than that one-dimensional character. Jett has recognised my multi-faceted talent and taken me on board as his first-ever roving cultural and social consultant. Also, I have a limited funding source and he promised me free coffee. So, while he might call me an unpaid intern, I know how much coffee I drink. I know who's going to come out better in this deal.