Yes, Dear Listener, you can't smoke in most offices here in Belfast. I spotted these ladies, (Jackie, Gemma, Nicola, Martha and Madeline - who took this photo), lighting up around the corner from my flat and asked them if I could take a photo for this website. They agreed, but only if I would be in the photo and join them in a smoke!
We enjoyed our cigarettes and talked of many things: life, the world, men and women, the inability to really know anything in this seemingly infinite universe of ours, etc.
Then while posting the photo below an idea hit me.
Yes, it's time for a new Caption Competition. Now that Jes' prize for winning the last competition is almost finished it's time for you Dear Listener to come up with a caption for the photo above - what is Martha, (who was lighting me up in the previous photo), saying to me in this pic? Or, alternatively, what is the lady with the large cup on the right, (sorry I don't know if she is Jackie, Gemma or Nicola), thinking in the first photo?
I'll keep the competition open for a couple o' weeks and get the ladies to judge the winner. Don't know what the prize will be - any suggestions about that would also be welcome!
Martha: I'm tellin' yous, like. No one's gonna come up with a caption for this photo.
Jett: Hmmmmm...
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American | March 03, 2006 at 09:26 AM
Martha: Biotechnology is all the rage, so I got a lighter implanted right in the middle of my palm.
Jett: Hmmmmm... very handy!
Posted by: Alan | March 03, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Photo 2: "You got your light, now bugger off, you gobshite.."
Posted by: Phil | March 03, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Martha: "See the gurls here, hi, me wee beauties, they're eat use up for brakefast!"
Posted by: JC | March 03, 2006 at 02:50 PM
Jett can't help thinking that Kxxxxxxx X'Xxxxxxxn has been eating too many Porky Pigs lately.
Posted by: Stephen Barnes | March 08, 2006 at 03:24 AM
Martha: You let Corrosion what your new camera, ye soft shite?
Posted by: Copernicus | March 08, 2006 at 05:28 PM
Photo 2
Martha (jaw hits floor): "Wow! You can get me in TV, movies and stuff?!"
Jett (acting cool taking a puff): "Oh aye! Real big work!"
Martha: "Ooooo Jett - how about I see you tonight then?"
Jett thinking to himself: (BINGO! Daft bints! Works everytime!)
PS: Is that a caption or an entire short story? :-/ Anyway, non-related caption ending! >
Scene: Jett's abobe. Later on that night after some hot action
Martha: "So Jett, this work you were telling me about...?"
Jett: "Yeah, so umm - fancy being the co-host of me Podcast like?!"
Martha: ":-("
Posted by: KEV1N ECTOPLASM | March 09, 2006 at 09:29 AM
Photo I Caption: "There your are lad, your first Irish fag."
Photo II Caption: "Wow . . . easier pull than I'd have imagined."
Prize: LTA interview!!
Posted by: TB3 | March 09, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Photo II - "So it's a deal - I give you a fag, and you take me for a night out to these posh Blog Awards in Dublin."
Posted by: Alan | March 15, 2006 at 05:31 PM