Feel like the web is just too left-leaning? Feel Wikipedia's not fair and balanced? Well, never fear cause now there's Conservapedia!
As someone who doesn't see themselves as 'left' or 'right' I was all hyped up to try this exciting new web resource.
But then I saw this entry:
Uh oh.
I don't care how right-wing / neo-conservative / pre-emptive attack / love Bush / hate the tree-huggers you are:
Jesus did not hang with dinosaurs.
Repeat again after me:
Jesus did not hang with dinosaurs.
Also:
The earth is not 10,000 years old.
Evolution is real.
Our planet revolves around the sun.
And, just cause you want to make the world a better place, maybe through ways not involving force, that doesn't make you a pussy.
And one more time:
Jesus did not hang with dinosaurs.
I think conservapedia's servers were created around 10,000 B.C.
Jett, have you never read the story of Jesus triumphantly riding into Jerusalem on the back of a brontosaurus?
Posted by: Phil | February 27, 2007 at 01:43 PM
No, I haven't. But then I'm not that up on my Bible Study.
Posted by: Jett Loe | February 27, 2007 at 01:49 PM
dude, you missing your local coffee shop? yer gettin' a little agro there.
need to give your peace wall a hug.
Posted by: wcbhoy | February 27, 2007 at 02:38 PM
wcbhoy - I suggested Jett write a message regarding Captain Planet on the Peace Wall, but he seemed reluctant.
+ just so everyone knows where we stand on the topic, the Playaz exterminated the last known link to Darwinism.
(sorry for the self-serving link, but this post reminded me of this, and seemed appropriate)
Posted by: Phil | February 27, 2007 at 05:05 PM
I prefer Phil's version of Genesis. I would like to read the entire Playaz Bible. I find the picture as amusing as one I saw once of Jesus converting the Native Americans. I think it was in the Mormon Bible.
Posted by: Jama | February 27, 2007 at 08:41 PM
That would be "The Book Of Mormon", which I own a copy of along with the KJV Holy Bible, not that I'm into that sort of thing, I just collect religious texts. As for Jesus converting Native Americans, if you mean the "Chief Running Water" type, No, there's no pictures of that, though there's other ones in there, maybe I'll scan them and send them to Jett if he wants.
Posted by: Aorund Par | February 28, 2007 at 06:37 PM
I think you'll find that Jesus DID catch his rides on dinosaurs. It was just that they didn't then know that it was called a dinosaur and so called it a donkey. Simple... next Conservapedia conundrum please?
Posted by: Whisky Nose | March 01, 2007 at 03:29 AM
Hmmm....well done Whisky Nose. Perhpas Converapedia is more accurate then we thought. Of course a simple trawl through its entries suggest that maybe not all the contributors are conservatives. This excerpt from the 'Bill Clinton' entry for instance:
"A special prosecutor was named to investigate Clinton for allegations of impropriety in the Whitewater real-estate scandal, an investment of Clintons in a failed real estate venture. Although nothing came out of this investigation, and it turned out that Clinton actually lost money on his investment, one of the results of the investigation was that the special prosecutor turned to investigating other Clinton activities, one of which (the Monica Lewinsky scandal) resulted in an impeachment trial. Bill Clinton managed to serve two terms without botching the prosecution of two wars, manipulating intelligence, engaging in a systematic program of torture, or mishandling the federal response to flooding of a major American city. Obviously, he is the devil incarnate. Clinton also attempted to use the American military to kill Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda, an action which was properly seen as a mere attempt to distract the nation from the Monica Lewinsky scandal."
Posted by: Jett Loe | March 01, 2007 at 05:03 AM
I honestly thought the Brontosaurus was bigger than that, but maybe Jesus is just REALLY REALLY BIG.
Posted by: Judas Trainwreck | March 06, 2007 at 08:22 PM